tutorial / The Wallace House

How to use Instagram in 12 easy steps

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

STEP 1.

Take one million pictures that basically all turn out exactly the same.

STEP 2

Open your favorite photo editing app.

You know you have an entire section dedicated to them.

You probably only use 2 or 3 of them but you keep them all. Ya know, just in case.

STEP 3

Spend 101 hours trying to decide which pictures make the first cut.

Because even though they all look pretty much the same to the naked eye, if you look really close you can tell your elbow is slightly more to the right in picture 52 than in picture 33. WHICH ONE IS BETTER?!

STEP 4

Import these pictures into your editing app.

STEP 5

Try 8 different filters on each picture. 4 semi-final pictures x 8 filters = 32 filters.

STEP 6

Spend several more minutes debating which picture and which filter is the best.

32 OPTIONS.

How do you choose?!

STEP 7

Debate for one minute whether an entirely different picture from the million might be better?

STEP 8

Dismiss that idea since you've already spent 20 minutes for one instagram picture that is not even uploaded yet.

STEP 9

Upload chosen picture to yet another app.

Because it just won't be the same if it's the basic instagram square.

STEP 10

Share to instagram.

STEP 11

BUT FIRST.

Spend 10 more minutes typing, backspacing, typing, backspacing [on repeat] coming up with the best caption. And then the best hashtags. And then officially post.

STEP 12

Check instagram every few minutes to see how many likes and comments your beloved picture has.

AND DONE.

So easy, right?

and that, my friends.

is why i took a mini hiatus from posting on instagram.

TO GET A HOLD OF MYSELF.

Don't even try to tell me this isn't your instagram life too.

PS I still love instagram.

Follow along here.

Because, ya know...

if I spend 45 minutes on one picture it could at least be ~~scrolled by real fast~~ enjoyed and appreciated by the masses.

xoxo

Friday, August 1, 2014

Wellll.

I almost didn't share this tutorial with you because the photos are really horrible quality. And the leggings didn't turn out exactly as I had imagined.

But here I am posting it anyway.

Enjoy!

Note: Don't forget to slip some cardboard or heavy paper into the pant legs before stamping so the ink doesn't bleed through!

I think next time I want to try this tutorial from One Little Momma.

I'd also love to try potato stamping sometime. Look how cute Kelli's leggings turned out over at Kelli Trontel Lifestyle.

Let me know if you try this out!

I'd love to see pictures!

Or if you have your own blog post of DIY leggings, link it below!

xoxo

Friday, May 23, 2014

Step 1: Hit your snooze button minimum three times, leaving yourself very little time to get ready.

Step 2: Shampoo & condition your hair as normal.

Step 3: Throw your sopping wet hair into a messy bun on the top of your head.

Step 4: Keep it like that for 14 hours.

Step 5: Pull your hair tie out and let your luscious locks fall over your shoulders and voila!

Totally gorgeous model hair.

Just kidding.

PS ... Step 6 [optional]: Take selfies with your front-facing camera in the bathroom to show off your cute new hair to all your friends.

Monday, April 8, 2013

I'm not kidding when I say this bow tie tutorial is the

easiest ever.

The pattern is super simple.

No measuring. Minimal supplies.

Whip it out in 20 minutes or less.

[I can make one in about 10 now.]

Good luck and happy bow tie making!

Supplies:

1/8 yard of fabric of choice

Coordinating Thread

Pattern at the bottom of this post
*Scroll to very bottom to print pattern*

Fabric marking pen

Sewing machine

Hand needle

Velcro (Less than $1 at Walmart!)

Trace the pattern to your fabric.

You should have three pieces - Large Bow, Small Bow, Neck Piece

I trace on the right side but real seamstresses might encourage you to trace on the wrong side. I really don't know the "rules" of sewing.

[I was using 1/4 yard of fabric but you really can do this with 1/8 yard...see picture below.]

Cut out your pieces.

You now have three fabric pieces.

Uh...sorry, I forgot to take a picture before I sewed up the first piece.

Fold one of the bow [large rectangular] pieces in half lengthwise

RIGHT SIDES TOGETHER matching raw edges.

Sew a straight stitch all the way across with a 3/8" seam allowance.

*Remember to back stitch at the beginning and end of all your pieces to secure your stitching!*

Yours will be preferably done in coordinating thread.

Mine is contrasting so you can see better :]

Do the same thing for the other bow piece.

Do the same thing for your neck piece.

You now have three pieces, each sewn right sides together with a straight stitch.

Iron your seams flat.

[Pieces are still right sides together!]

They should look like this.

Excuse the nasty ironing board.

Turn your pieces right side out using a safety pin.

Now press them again with the seam in the middle.

Now they look like this.

Fold each of your bow pieces in half crosswise and mark the center with your fabric marking pen.

Take the large bow piece and fold one side in to the center mark.

The fold the other side in so your raw edges meet in the center.

Pin in place.

[I didn't but it really would make things easier. Otherwise you end up folding and adjusting a million times. Believe me.]

Do the exact same thing with your small bow piece.

Place your large bow piece, seams down, on your workspace.

Take your small bow piece...

Put it seam side down on top of your large piece.

Looks like this. Make sense? Make sure your seams match up so everything is centered.

Hold it all together [this is where the pinning you did comes in handy!]

Place it under your sewing foot with the seam directly in the middle, facing up.

Sew with a zig zag stitch [through both layers!] to catch both raw edges.

Looks like this on the other side.

[If this looks off center, it was. Seriously, pin your pieces. I had to take it out and do it over.]

[Note: If you don't want to do a zig zag stitch, you can overlap your raw edges and then do a straight stitch. Just keep in mind the fabric will then be a lot thicker and you will need a stronger needle to penetrate all the layers without breaking the needle.]

Cut a narrow strip of fabric. You can use the same fabric as your bow, a coordinating color, or a contrasting color. See the picture at the bottom of all the bow ties I've made for ideas!

This piece of fabric will be your center piece to create the bow shape.

With the right side face down on your ironing board, fold the sides in [until you have your desired width] and press flat.

This is what it will look like when you're done.

[No sewing required!]

Pinch your bow pieces together to form the bow!

Optional: Holding your bow form tightly, secure the neck piece to the back of the bow with a few hand stitches. Sometimes I do this, sometimes I don't. It's one extra step but it keeps the neck piece in place while you sew on the center piece.

Hand sew one edge of your center piece [that you just ironed!] to the neck piece.

Please make sure it's centered and straight!

Now wrap the center piece around the bow

Pull tight!

Hold in place and snip the tail.

Sew up that last raw edge with a few hand stitches.

Looking good, almost done!

If your velcro is wider than your neck piece, like mine, you will need to trim it just a bit.

Trim it to the size of your neckpiece.

The longer you make your velcro, the better. The bow tie will grow with your child and last longer!

[But, I mean, don't make it the whole length of the neck piece...less than 2 inches is good.]

Remember that you will be sewing one piece of velcro to the right side of the neck piece...

...and the other piece on the wrong side.

Doesn't matter which goes where as long as they are on opposite sides.

Now fold the raw edge over to the side you will be sewing your velcro on [see next picture if that is confusing.]

Put your velcro over your raw edge.

Sew it up with a straight [machine] stitch.

Use the same color thread as your velcro.

See how we hid your raw edge?! Simple!

Repeat on the other side.

TA-DA, YOU ARE FINISHED!

Looks great, super cute!

Now go make another one.

And another one.

Obviously, that's what I did.

PS You can wash this bow tie according to the fabric directions.

~~[Note: I never look at the fabric directions and just wash it with my regular clothes.]~~

PS2 If you want to make a matching bow for your little girl, just skip the neck piece.

Either substitute a headband for the neck piece [for a younger baby with no hair]

When you get to the center piece, stitch it on one side.

Pull center piece around tightly.

Stitch on the other side.

Insert a bobby pin/snap clip/alligator clip through the center piece.

PS3 If you were paying close attention to the pictures you ~~most definitely saw my embarrassing error~~ may have noticed that the completed bow appears to only have one layer. That is because I was so busy taking pictures of the process that I accidentally sewed the smaller piece underneath the large piece...oops! I undid it and fixed it and re-took pictures but not enough. Your final bow should appear to have two layers...one larger bow underneath a smaller bow like so: